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I COULDN’T SLEEP AT ALL LAST NIGHT. Baby things weren't right. I kicked the blankets on the floor. Turned my pillow upside down. I never never did before. 'Cause I was tossin' and turnin', turnin' and tossin', a-tossin' and turnin' all night…cuz…photo wise, my conscience was torturing me all night cuz of my flagrant-although probably not obvious-recent deceptive Photoshop manipulation.
I admit it. In a moment of boredom, I did it just cuz I could. I apologize. It won’t happen again (probably). Although…
…it makes for a better picture, don’t ya think?