# 6997-99 / around the house • kitchen sink • common things ~ for many there's never enough

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SO THERE’S THIS GUY, WHO SHALL REMAIN NAMELESS, ON THE interweb, I will call him “Mr. Unhappy”, who has returned from a long trip and has been waxing poetic, so to write, about his experiences with a particular camera; a camera brand that I have used––in one iteration or another––for the past 23 years. Long gear-head blather made short, he pretty much liked the camera and the files it produced although …. it come ups short in one gear-headed, pixel-peeper fetish aspect––it did not have “enough” resolution.

Please forgive me, but I have to call bullshit on this one. I have never, during my 23 years of picture making, had any kind of lack of resolution issue with said cameras / sensors. In fact, during that time, when processing my RAW files, I reduce the sharpness setting along with a reduction in both vibrance and saturation in order to mitigate the “digital look”––a look that has, to my eye and sensitivities, a rather harsh and somewhat garish appearance. Call it, if you must, an attempt to give my prints a more “film-like” look––that is, a softer / smoother, transition between colors and tones.

Simply stated, to my eye and sensibilities, and, iMo, a softer / smoother image is much more “poetic” than those more “analytical” hyper-sharp / super vibrant, color saturated images. Cuz, as Sleepy LaBeef sang, “It ain’t what ya eat, it’s the way how ya chew it.”

So, if asked by Mr. Unhappy, re: his complaint, I would again turn to a musician ….

Unhappy, unhappy, you have no complaint
It is what is and it ain't what it ain't
So listen up Buster, and listen up good
Stop wishing for bad luck and knocking on wood*

~ from the song Dear Abby by John Prine

ASIDE word of advice from me: Resolution does not a good picture make.

*a declaration concerning one's unfavorable situation

# 6992-96 / common places-things • sink ~ summertime and the livin' is easy

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IT WAS A QUIET 4th OF JULY CUZ THERE WERE NO LOCAL fireworks due to the fact that the individual who owned and ran the hereabouts mall town fireworks company past on into the grand fireworks show in the sky a few weeks ago. That written, the weather was perfect so we dined alfresco––steaks and potatoes on the grill with fresh local farm veggies salad and fresh local strawberries. Indeed, the livin’ is easy.

# 6980-91 / chuzhao snapshot • common places-things ~ somestime I just wanna have fun

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BEEN MAKING A BUNCH OF CHUZHAO CAMERA pictures in a variety of situations over the past few days. “Why?” you might wonder. Answer": cuz I can––with a bit of idle curiosity, re: its capabilities / liabilities, thrown in.

VERDICT Assuming that the camera user has a modicum of post picture making software processing capabilities, the camera does reasonably handle a variety of casual user picture making situations. Without processing skills? Meh. That written, its primary flaw is situations with extreme dynamic range where shadow detail occupies a large part of the picture frame; in most cases the highlight area will be way over exposed––there is no in-camera fix cuz its all auto exposure all the time, no exposure control whatsoever.

ATTENTION: lest you think I am going all Mike / Kirk / et al mucking around in the miasma of the gearhead swamp, hang in there with me as I continue ….

…. re: “cuz I can” what I am suggesting here is that there is a pleasant vibe to be had from just fooling around, aka: having fun, with a quirky toy camera. A camera that has no logical rational for even existing. That written, I do wish that the camera was even more quirky; a good start would be a really crappy lens that exhibits all manner of flaws. Ya know, like an acute lack of sharpness, extreme vignetting, flare prone, and for good luck, maybe an off-kilter color cast. Now that would offer up a world of fun.

In any event, this camera just flat out ain’t nearly crappy enough and I have to admit that I am jonesin’ for a crappy camera. So, I am giving thought to pulling out one of my KODAK Wratten filters––made of dyed gelatin––attacking it with sandpaper, crumbling it up, and scotch taping it––although, I do have a clamp-on warren filter holder––to the camera lens.

STOP THE PRESS––just before hitting the SAVE AND PUBLISH button for this entry, I followed my own idea––placing a crumbled up sheet of acetate in my clamp-on warren filter holder and putting it on the camera––and made a couple test photos. The results are definitely moving in the crappy camera direction.